Pirates of the Caribbean. We might even love its protagonist even more. These are the best Jack Sparrow quotes of all time!
Yeh so I’m in love with Captain Jack, don’t judge. What would Pirates of the Caribbean be without Jonny Depp’s fantastic character? Not as good, that’s what.
I could probably write a PhD on Captain Jack Sparrow quotes, because pretty much everything he says is perfect. But I’ll settle for these gold nuggets. You are most welcome.
“Nobody move, I dropped me brain!”
Relatable. Source: Walt Disney.
“This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”
Captain Jack, reporting for duty. Source: Walt Disney
“Why is the rum always gone?”
Where’s that rum at?! Source: Walt Disney.
“Why fight when you can negotiate?”
Not just a pretty face. Source: Walt Disney.
“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are in trouble.”
Hmm. Source: Walt Disney.
“You’ve stolen me and I’m here to take myself back.”
Captain Jack takes no prisoners. Well, he does. But yeh. Source: Walt Disney.
“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for.”
Logic. Source: Walt Disney.
“Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?”
I missed you, el Capitano. Source: Walt Disney.
“You’re the ones in need of rescuing and I’m not sure if I’m in the mood.”
Treasure first, rescuing humans later. Source: Walt Disney
“But better to know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.”
Deep words by this legendary legend. Source: Walt Disney.
So there you have it! Ten Captain Jack Sparrow quotes to make your day your month and maybe even your year (I’m thinking about making that into a song). Do you have any Jack Sparrow quotes you love that didn’t make the list? Angry tweet me here.